they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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