with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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