found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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