OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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