he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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