TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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