I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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