oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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