We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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