Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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