if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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