Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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