Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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