I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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