On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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