is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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