Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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