Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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