i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Enjoy the penises
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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