Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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