Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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