last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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