Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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