awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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