Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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