have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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