The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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