she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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