STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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