I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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