Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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