so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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