she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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