Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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