Duck Duck Cougar?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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