So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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