Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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