I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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