did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
