I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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