Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
