awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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