Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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