She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
your room smells of hookers.
And success
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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