There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize