Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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