Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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