perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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