This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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