Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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