I don't think brook has ever known best
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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