he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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