She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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