Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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